CONFESSION

-Bless me father for I have sined?
-Are you asking me or telling me?
-Telling you? I... I'm sorry, I'm just not really sure of the rules
-When was your last confession?
-Ah wow, let's see, that would be... never?
-Are you even catholic?
-No but I'm a big fan. The costums, the music, the crackers and wine.
-That's the body and blood of our saviour.
-I know mhm good! You guys ever think about putting that in super markets? Like a lunchable?

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From the script of Two and a Half Man season 8 ep 16.